Roughtrade Posted March 8, 2023 Clone Share Posted March 8, 2023 "Lasers are always appropriate!" ~ Roryb GM of Doom's Carillon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted March 12, 2023 Clone Share Posted March 12, 2023 “There is a clause in all of my contracts, that my liver is to be buried separately, and, with honors.” ~ Col Allen Faulkner (Richard Burton) “ The Wild Geese” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBK Posted August 28, 2023 Clone Share Posted August 28, 2023 When Philip II of Macedon sent a message to the Spartans saying something to the effect of "If I enter Laconia, I will level Sparta to the ground." The Spartans responded with their characteristic brevity by sending back a single word: "If." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farothel Posted August 31, 2023 Clone Share Posted August 31, 2023 When standing a floor above the melee fighter who was holding the door against a mob, our ranged fighter dropped two hand grenades into the melee combat with the words: 'Don't worry, he (the melee fighter) can handle it.' He could, but it was a near thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted August 31, 2023 Clone Share Posted August 31, 2023 "I am rarely accused of being in sympathy with anyone." -Madame Mallory (Hellen Mirren) ~ The Hundred Foot Journey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Civit Posted August 31, 2023 Clone Share Posted August 31, 2023 "The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Samreeth Posted September 3, 2023 Author Clone Share Posted September 3, 2023 From my normally quite cowardly ysoki precog in a Starfinder campaign, after a mercenary swoops in on a refugee caravan with a mech: "Look. Plus ten points for you somehow managing to match the beastie that's cursed my family for at least a millenium, but seriously. SCREW YOU, SCREW YOUR "HONOR", AND SCREW THE DOSHKO YOU'VE GOT UP YOUR VENT! I've survived THREE attempts to kill me, and those were when I was alone, unarmed, and unarmored. And right now, I've got an APC, a truck with an anti-material cannon, and several new friends that are equally done with your guano! Oh, and by the way. Does the name "Bloody Bessel" mean anything to you?" "If she finds out somebody other than her killed me, she's going to kill you and everyone she even thinks you care about. Slowly. I heard the last one she got to play with lasted nineteen Absalom Standard days before he finally died. And she livestreamed the whole thing. So, three ways this can end. First, we can blow your arse into bloody mist and salvage that fancy toy of yours so I can take the lady ysoki on the craziest joyrides ever. Might even add you to the family tapestry. Second, you manage to kill us, and you wake up one day on an Akitonese freighter with a hangover from the depths of the Abyss and a very angry, VERY insane ysoki giving you a guided tour of all of your internal organs, one at a time, after she's done making you listen to all of your fellow Razorbacks beg for the sweet release of death. Third, and this is the one I think you'd greatly prefer, is you tell whatever warmongering lizard sent you creds to die on this overgrown hellhole that we managed to outmaneuver you and escape into the wilds, and that you decided it wasn't worth the fuel or ammo to pursue us into what's undoubtedly already our doom." "So, what's it going to be? Are you going to let us take our chances in the jungle? Or are you going to see what happens when you piss off an Akitonese in a military grade vehicle?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Civit Posted September 4, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 4, 2023 LEEEROOOOY JENKIIIIIINS! (You didn't specify successful badassery) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted September 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 6, 2023 I can do this all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted September 6, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 6, 2023 On 9/3/2023 at 7:59 PM, Civit said: (You didn't specify successful badassery) He was successful at being a bad ass. And for other "unsuccessful" badasses... Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered; Stormed at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of hell Rode the six hundred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shocker Posted September 14, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 14, 2023 Michael Curtiz used that poem to great effect in his movie the charge if the light brigade with Errol Flynn, i recommend it highly F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Civit Posted September 14, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 14, 2023 And the basis for Iron Maiden's The Trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughtrade Posted September 15, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 15, 2023 If we are going with music "I felt the knife in my hand." "She laughed no more." ~ Tom Jones "Delilah" Coldest line in popular music ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inash Posted September 15, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 15, 2023 14 hours ago, Shocker said: Michael Curtiz used that poem to great effect in his movie the charge if the light brigade with Errol Flynn, i recommend it highly F Alice Cooper once stabbed himself onstage with Errol Flynn's sword: https://ultimateclassicrock.com/alice-cooper-stabbed-himself-sword/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRajah Posted September 15, 2023 Clone Share Posted September 15, 2023 https://www.badassoftheweek.com/archive *coughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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