Malkavian Grin

There's not really upgrades... Just changes in range. It's all d6 damage.

I must not have noticed that. How down is Zeno? I can give him 4 hp today if anyone has a spell. Maybe we sleep and go down tomorrow?

No thoughts. Doørfin is rested lol

Agree to disagree ☺

I'd honestly prefer it on the hands of a non-melee person whom doesn't already have a ranged weapon. Mind you, I'm not keeping track of who that is or isn't, I'm just speaking my mind on it. That's normal scorpions not ones the size of a big dog with obviously thicker armor. Lol Also you know you can edit stuff into a previous post right? 👍 Actually thinking back, yes! My dad's mom is self centered and gives gifts she herself would enjoy instead of considering the person. Anyways.... Long time ago i watched my mom freak out after opening a box and finding a laminated scorpion on a wood pedestal mixed into a bunch of packing peanuts. It immediately went into the trash.

HP 6/6 | AC 13 | To Hit +1 | StatsStr 14 Dex 17 Con 14 Int 9 Wis 13 Cha 12 | SavesDeath/Poison.....12 Wands................13 Paralyze/Stone...14 Dragon Breath....15 Spells.................17 | Arrows x25 Glad to have the scorpions wander off, Cyrus couldn't help but look sad about it. "Look I'm all for getting rich and making a name for myself but those things were a bad time waiting to happen. Mark my words." He looked at Zaivie a moment. "I'm sorry... I'm no hero..." His gaze quickly averted down to the dirt before he walked away to help with the search. The archer's eyes landed on the crossbow as he stepped closer to inspect it, rolling it in his hands. "This seems like it's got a good balance. If you need a ranged option, this'll see you through," he said, setting it back down.

I must have hallucinated it because Google says they run away unless threatened. But these are huge and bugs creep me out haha so idk

Honey badger don't care. I imagine hard-shelled insects may not care either. For some reason i have it hardwired into my brain that scorpions literally will not stop chasing you.

Okay this can't be a coincidence that Alice's last name is Goldkind and the coin we used to break from the nightmare is lead; alchemy would have Is believe lead can turn to gold so........ Step two: profit?

I'm sorry I didn't miss it. Oof.

To be clear i absolutely am against fighting these things at first level. They are the size of a big dog for crying out loud! (From my interpretation of the description) I will legit flee if it comes to it.

HP 6/6 | AC 13 | To Hit +1 | StatsStr 14 Dex 17 Con 14 Int 9 Wis 13 Cha 12 | SavesDeath/Poison.....12 Wands................13 Paralyze/Stone...14 Dragon Breath....15 Spells.................17 | Arrows x25 The group quietly stepped back from the massive insects and began to talk about still engaging them. "I dunno about all of you but I for one don't feel like being killed by giant scorpions today. You fight, I'll start running..."

Can Doørfin tell anything useful about the stonework?

As the conversation took place--or more accurately a biker started barking orders--the beggar had ducked in order to not be singled out. Nina's words brought him up off the floor a little. "Kessra is her name. I think she got the burns from the war, trying to defend the city. But the scars... That's all from her being tough or whatever. She's picking fights every other day it seems. The Vipers rule the streets with as much violence as the deem necessary. The Imperials don't interfere so were stuck in the middle. I don't know if she's with...Him...or not." He peeked over the edge of the cushion. "Mean as the Void. Like a snake that poisons you as it dies, out of spite. She's got a temper and doesn't like to be told what do but also a sick humor. Unpredictable. Probably drugs. I don't like her," he finished.

Sounds perfectly reasonable. I haven't had to deal with concealed weapons yet; do you roll to conceal and them if anyone looks you over, they can took to beat that dc? I Can't pull up the rules site on my phone or it slows to a crawl.

I sure didn't. I started a reply but never finished. Oof.

Did he not answer you in that mini update? I thought I posted that... Did I not post a reply?😵

Gruza HP 3/3 | AC 14 | Luck 17/17 | Art. +0 | A.I. +2 | S-1 A+0 S+0 P+1 I-2 L+2 | Speed 30 | Pure-Strain Human | Occ. Gatherer | The Clan of Cog Gruza find more thing. Good thing. Put on all things! Beast skin and funny hat! Hear something! ANTS! "ANTS!" Gruza use new old thing! Shooty thing! Myycky HP 4/4 | AC 14 | Luck 10/10 | Art. +0 | A.I. +2 | S+0 A+0 S+1 P+0 I+1 L+0 | Speed 30 | Pure-Strain Human | Occ. Hunter | The Clan of Cog Finding not only Gruza's and her own gear, but also that of her fallen companions, Myycky was feeling good about her odds. Following suit, she put on the armor and snatched up her blowgun tube and darts. Then the drones showed up and quite nearly left. Now they had to die. Myycky loaded one of her darts as she watched Gruza beside pulling an arrow on a bow. "Hey, look at us, couple of bish out here with ranged weapons! EAT IT ANT!" she shouted rudely. []

HP 6/6 | AC 13 | To Hit +1 | StatsStr 14 Dex 17 Con 14 Int 9 Wis 13 Cha 12 | SavesDeath/Poison.....12 Wands................13 Paralyze/Stone...14 Dragon Breath....15 Spells.................17 | Arrows x25 In town, Cyrus had made a mental note of the bowyer's home; he'd be frequenting the establishment in the future. The moors were eerily silent as usual beyond the stamping of boots in mud. As the group encountered something, the archer's eyes shot wide and he began to look all around for danger. Then Tamson pointed out the scorpions and Cyrus' heart skipped a beat. He felt faint and then the trembling in his breath. As silence was again called, Cyrus pulled an arrow free and nocked it on his bow.

Does that mean you wouldn't still be able to sign it? I'm in America where laws are dumb and sentient, so I'm cheering peeps like you on :)

Thank you for the kind words. Despite being alone a lot of my time I almost never feel loneliness, but today is the one day that makes me feel so. Times like these make me feel unlovable. Anyway, my point with the Vipers was she essentially called all of you out. I think that would be obvious to your characters, but I perhaps failed to display that intent. Apologies. So it looks like: Jal, Nina, Shade walking outside the front door Tetra sneaking out a potential back entrance (there is one through the crowded kitchen [Athletics check for positioning/speed]) Remy, Zen taking up overwatch positions (from behind cover in a couple of booths/the bar?) Does that look right?

Being organized keeps me content. It is the sword of Order against the tides of Chaos. Witness my list and turn away! 😂

I'll take it, thank you :) Thanks for the warm wishes folks.

Thank you. It stems from a supposed loved one that ignored one in the past and left trauma in the wake. Tough to be happy celebrating it when it makes me wanna cry. Can't have it all, can we?

| HP 21/22 AC 1 (0 vs. Evil) DR 2 | Saves 16 (vs. all +2) | Speed 30' | React/Loyal +2 | AbilitiesHealing Hands 0/4 Cure Disease 0/1 (4/7 days to recharge) Immune to natural diseases and fear Sense Evil | CombatFighting Ability +1 Thorn, +1 Broadsword +3 @3/2 1d8+4 (d10+4) Footman's Mace +0 @1/1 1d8+2 (d10+2) 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 With a cough to stifle her motherly protection, Luci looked at Zeno softer. "Oh, uh, of...of course. I didn't mean... We can't lose you too. I agree it doesn't feel right leaving ask that down there. Once we can secure more hands, we'll treacle the statue room again. But until then..." The woman paused and looked into her chowder. Her spoon moved through it with boredom.